Lala Land

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

🫦.

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

it’s small joys saturday y’all let’s get it

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

Keep salting the wound I'm close

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

hate when a motherfucker says he has dark humor and then it turns out he just means he knows racial slurs

The first saw trap was the garden of eden, really