“Hello Stranger, I’m A Disaster”

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

This is 100% me being a crank, but I'm getting real annoyed at seeing Ancient Traditional Crafts™ videos that depict people grinding minerals to make pigments with no respiratory protection. Like, yeah, an N100 mask isn't Authentic and shit, but do you know what powdered mica does to your lungs?

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

that list is just a small sample. i know this because my favorite isn't on it. Gala apples - crisp and sweet- organic only please. It's also not an american thing. Just like potatoes, different apples have different purposes. There are cooking apples for instance. Apples for pies. It's a whole world. And pardon me if I don't think it's excessive. It's beautiful. It reflects human ingenuity. It reflects earned expertise in this very niche field. It reflects variety and choice.

Omg I have had the ludacrisp!! Loved it!!

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i wonder if this whole Calling Typical Misogyny "Porn Addiction" thing wasn't just a successful psyop to shift feminist critique into a right wing framework i.e. trying to make it about "modern degeneracy" and thus paralyzing discourse on the root issue

everything these people claim is "porn addiction" is literally just misogyny. porn could be dismantled globally and men will still view and treat women as sexual property because surprise! turns out men have expected sexual subservience from women loooong before porn ever existed

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

genuinely what is the alternative here

also i cropped the image but the thing they were using as an example was the nut allergy in Hereditary

benedict cumberbatch in a gay nightclub bathroom in the new madonna mv. don’t piss me off go be in a gay nightclub bathroom in the new sherlock s5. girl whatever

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you