“Hello Stranger, I’m A Disaster”

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

My favorite part of this World Cup is watching state governments fuck with FIFA. Oh, you're going to price gouge us explicitly because Americans are expected to pay exorbitant prices for sports events? Fuck you, quadruple state probe into your sales practices. It's hysterical. Watching Texas - led by Ken "Indicted And Impeached For Bribery And Abuse of Office" join California, New York, and New Jersey open a probe into FIFA's ticket prices is just. Chef's kiss. I hope they get everything they want from their investigations and sue FIFA into oblivion.

OH MY GOD I’M SAVING ALL  OF THESE RN

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

a danger of talking about diagnosis as though it legitimises xyz functional struggle is that it always carries the implication that people w/out a medical chart designation are not entitled to experience the same difficulties, or more specifically are not entitled to the accommodations for it. this has obviously shitty consequences for people who cannot afford encounters w/ the medical system, but also for those who simply don't fit or don't use specific professionally legitimated nosological taxonomies. this is why it's interpreted as a threat to recognise & accommodate disability w/out requiring a specific diagnostic term or process as a mediator. diagnosis can only grant access to certain resources for certain people by virtue of its antithetical power to gatekeep them from others; and ofc the access it does grant is always & therefore limited and precarious in nature

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

harry potter fandom experiencing such a revival in the last 5 or so years to the point where 5 out of the top 10 ships on ao3 this year are hp AFTER that woman started fully funding hate campaigns with her royalties is so bleak. fandom isn’t an indicator of morality but what are we doing here man.

requirements for what your passport can be are ableist and I'm sick of pretending they aren't

PASSWORD

Yeah, this is part of why it pisses me off so bad, it doesn't even make your fucking password safer.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the character of all time. I'm almost inclined to ask "What's his fucking PROBLEM???" but he thoroughly explains his problem in every episode

Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln™ :')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.