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I’ve been wanting to make this since I saw this video

#back on my bullshit (making unhinged bracelets for tour hobby)#phracelets #phan #dnp #dan and phil

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willgrahamsballsack

MY BEST FRIEND DID A BRIDESMAID PROPOSAL WITH THESE PICS SHE EDITED!!!

AND THE THREE OF US ARE SEEING DAN AND PHIL IN OCTOBER!!!!!!!!!!

#this is so freaking cute!!!

pseudophan

I’m very endeared by their ability to talk about their sex life but be embarrassed and hush hush about their romantic life

that is because sex is a normal and natural part of human existence whereas romance is a cringe and embarrassing performance that people should be shamed for participating in

userlesbian

get his ass

suplikdandelion

Dan and Phil Spiderman au!! with a little juicy bonus🤭

#!!!

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normelf

some shit dan and phil would do

this actually came to me in a vision

defectivegembrain

Prev et al. (2025)

mothmanbussy420

sigh

pseudophan

Dan and Phil as L and Light - 2013 vs. 2026

userlesbian

x

#Dan making me think of David Tennant here for some reason

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queerdnp

i dont think it's too soon to start preparing for phil's birthday. not because he's turning 40 but because of what dan will do when his boyfriend turns 40

#I can’t wait #I made a countdown for this on my blog recently actually #170 days 2 hours and 42 minutes to go

calvinahobbes

eye makeup confirmeddd everyone cheered (x)

#!!!! excellent news!

sebastian-melmoth72

They do know that they’re allowed to hit other poses right???? 😭😭😭😭

#baby steps. Dan’s arm around Phil and no jacket fist #also how fucking big were Dan’s trainers this time he’s so much taller

pseudophan

dan and phil ass selfie.

pseudophan

i know you....

screaming-at-moss

I’m crucified for the holy dimension / Godlike ascension heavens away

dnp mentionning Sister Daniel in the podcast I know that’s right 🙂‍↕️ anyways, enjoy my T4T sister Daniel and father Philip I’d been working on!!

Link to ao3 (uncensored)

Sketch version under the cut

#🥵#ohhh this is so so good so hot thank you #TITS #the father fucker knickers I’m screaming

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in-ex-piration

Today's podcast episode summarised:

We are Dan and Phil, we are one (1) singular entity, our pronouns are we/us. We love piss and are afraid of being perceived as swingers because of our hot tub. We will not be talking to you for the next two weeks.

unphortunate

Had a blast with this idea that wriggled its way into my head-- introducing a little challenge where you try to draw in the style of different phanartists! Featuring my attempts at capturing the styles of @lizardsmp3, @lornaillustrates, @phyaoi, @insomniac-ink, @arepafullequipo, and @adziedoodlesphan <3

I've put a blank template below for anyone who wants to give it a go!

#WOAH!!!!#this is so cool!#I thought these were all by the different artists until I read the post #they’re all so good!#it’s so fun seeing the different styles together like this!

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