Stop Being So Damn Pretty Dan Howell

but it’s teenagers we’re talking about here. so the chain of logic goes, if they’re not together—which of course they aren’t this is all just for fun guys you don’t really believe they’re gay, do you, the vday video was a prank—then they’re probably not gay, and are in fact straight, and will end up with women and kids and a dog and a white picket fence like oh so many unfortunate YA protagonists in epilogues (the primary books fans had read atp, lbr)

so there was a whole cottage industry built around this emotional tension of fans caring so, so much about dan and phil now (back then), but “knowing” that it could never last because eventually they would move on to have the traditional signifiers of a happy life. youtube was seen as childish, no one knew if it was even possible for it to be sustainable for more than one, two, five years; dan and phil were of course straight so they would want to settle down with susan from the shop, and all the fun the teenagers were having was given an ambiguous, dramatic end point.

happy seven years of being out of the closet @amazingphil 🏳️‍🌈

hard launch tour announcement hard launched me out of art block 💜

guess who got tickets to see dnp live in september for the first time ever!? MEEEEEE

Help Dan and Phil get out of the lava lamps by buying tickets to their world tour!!!

@danielhowell @amazingphil