Stop Being So Damn Pretty Dan Howell

We've made so much fun of Dan for acting like he's banned from cheese and chocolate only to learn that they constantly order food with their mind set on sharing. Like Dan really just. Casually announced that they always order food with the other in mind. If Phil doesn't like a food, Dan is unlikely to order it. If Phil won't have cheese. Fuck. Dan can't have cheese, I guess.

“phan isn’t real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “the whiskers come from within!” and “ladders!”. I am very close to ending it all when two posh voices command silence over the crowd. “She’s right, stop fetishizing gay relationships.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back.

date of origin: december 26th, 2017

“phan is real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “you’re fetishizing gay relationships!” I am very close to ending it all when one posh voice and one northern voice command silence over the crowd. “He’s right, please write more yaoi.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back. Then they come onstage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

its just like. man. they were really just gay emo boys kissing