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I’ve been wanting to make this since I saw this video

#back on my bullshit (making unhinged bracelets for tour hobby)#phracelets #phan #dnp #dan and phil

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At this point I'm 80% sure there'll be a wedding bit during hard launch tour with how much they've been joking about it ToT

and everyone who's saying the vows will be madlibs is also probably right, it makes a lot of sense. I for one am looking forward to it

i vow to [CUM] with you and [SHART] on your [DIL DOLL] until we both [CUM CUM CUM CUM]

tetrapaec

IT'S PHANNIE HOLIDAY 2.0 WITH @lavender-phannie @the-girl-lost-in-fandoms @absolutefilthimsosorry @froginabogg @pudumephistophiles @purpurussy !!!! Sending our love to @devil-bibliophile who couldn't make it this year ❤️❤️❤️

#I’m so excited to be here with you all!!!#this is everyone’s sign to use the hard launch tour to make phannie friends!

mainlysarcastic

twitter pham are being fucking hilarious

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awoo

#fun!#2009 Phil would have done this

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(the other side of phil's sculpture is unbelievably censored)

anniethephannie

a hard day's launch

been messing around with watercolor as of late, really happy with how this turned out

#ooh pretty!

sconesfortea

The ongoing saga of Dan, Phil, & a bush

#better them than me sounds scratchy

#these are mugshots to me not passport photos #Dan’s especially #he looks violent #Dan and Phil memes #phan #dnp #dan and phil #shitpost

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bluebirdlester

just as a reminder to all, the real Quileute tribe was not consulted whatsoever on the twilight series and had a lot of their culture just fully lied about & made up, which is not a remotely harmless act. you should donate to fund their cultural preservation and moving of vital centers out of tsunami zones! i try to throw in a few bucks any time i watch any twilight related media.

ahappydnp

They'll get fake married on stage every night or something, that's gotta be it right? Maybe the wows will be audience written mad libs? They'll be like "ok you'll get to direct our wedding yourselves, hope your happy :p"

oh god it's gonna be mad libs wedding vows isn't it.

ahappydnp

side note but have we processed that the first HL show is going to be from 8-10PM PDT (meaning 11PM-1AM EST and 4-6AM UK time)

that first twitter space is gonna be a lucid fever dream

#oh ffs really? ugh #I’m already sad they’re starting in the US #4-6 is the worst. that’s not go to sleep late or wake up early it’s just night time #trusting phannies to post audio recordings after I guess 😔#I was looking forward to reacting live but that’s only gonna work if my sleeping pattern is beyond fucked

jonsaremembers

Phil, who famously ingested a microscopic piece of superglue and panicked because his throat got bruised: "I could swallow hot dogs whole in a hot dog eating contest"

#he’s been practising 😉

Dan wearing a ‘leather’ jacket in the twilight vid is making me feel gross and itchy. Why are you wearing that to sit on a sofa and watch a movie? It’s not giving cosy film club vibes.

(Also they’re so spoilt with their aircon I haven’t worn a jacket in over a month)

#phan #dnp #dan and phil

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gays do maths!

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what are the chances the tour will have a wedding related segment because my god they are obsessed

#they’re gonna set the stage up for a wedding and we’ll be like OMG IS IT HAPPENING and then they’ll get two phannies from the audience to #come up at each show and get married #and then 3 shows in phannies will be like what about polygamy can all three of us come up? and dnp will say yes so we don’t accuse them of #being polyphobic and it will spiral from there

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