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I’ve been wanting to make this since I saw this video

#back on my bullshit (making unhinged bracelets for tour hobby)#phracelets #phan #dnp #dan and phil

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pseudophan

I’m very endeared by their ability to talk about their sex life but be embarrassed and hush hush about their romantic life

that is because sex is a normal and natural part of human existence whereas romance is a cringe and embarrassing performance that people should be shamed for participating in

userlesbian

get his ass

suplikdandelion

Dan and Phil Spiderman au!! with a little juicy bonus🤭

#!!!

normelf

some shit dan and phil would do

this actually came to me in a vision

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defectivegembrain

Prev et al. (2025)

mothmanbussy420

sigh

pseudophan

Dan and Phil as L and Light - 2013 vs. 2026

userlesbian

x

#Dan making me think of David Tennant here for some reason

queerdnp

i dont think it's too soon to start preparing for phil's birthday. not because he's turning 40 but because of what dan will do when his boyfriend turns 40

#I can’t wait #I made a countdown for this on my blog recently actually #170 days 2 hours and 42 minutes to go

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calvinahobbes

eye makeup confirmeddd everyone cheered (x)

#!!!! excellent news!

sebastian-melmoth72

They do know that they’re allowed to hit other poses right???? 😭😭😭😭

#baby steps. Dan’s arm around Phil and no jacket fist #also how fucking big were Dan’s trainers this time he’s so much taller

pseudophan

dan and phil ass selfie.

pseudophan

i know you....

screaming-at-moss

I’m crucified for the holy dimension / Godlike ascension heavens away

dnp mentionning Sister Daniel in the podcast I know that’s right 🙂‍↕️ anyways, enjoy my T4T sister Daniel and father Philip I’d been working on!!

Link to ao3 (uncensored)

Sketch version under the cut

#🥵#ohhh this is so so good so hot thank you #TITS #the father fucker knickers I’m screaming

in-ex-piration

Today's podcast episode summarised:

We are Dan and Phil, we are one (1) singular entity, our pronouns are we/us. We love piss and are afraid of being perceived as swingers because of our hot tub. We will not be talking to you for the next two weeks.

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unphortunate

Had a blast with this idea that wriggled its way into my head-- introducing a little challenge where you try to draw in the style of different phanartists! Featuring my attempts at capturing the styles of @lizardsmp3, @lornaillustrates, @phyaoi, @insomniac-ink, @arepafullequipo, and @adziedoodlesphan <3

I've put a blank template below for anyone who wants to give it a go!

#WOAH!!!!#this is so cool!#I thought these were all by the different artists until I read the post #they’re all so good!#it’s so fun seeing the different styles together like this!

frogcult19

a.u.gust day 8 - merpeople

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