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I’ve been wanting to make this since I saw this video

#back on my bullshit (making unhinged bracelets for tour hobby)#phracelets #phan #dnp #dan and phil

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The ongoing saga of Dan, Phil, & a bush

#better them than me sounds scratchy

#these are mugshots to me not passport photos #Dan’s especially #he looks violent #Dan and Phil memes #phan #dnp #dan and phil #shitpost

bluebirdlester

just as a reminder to all, the real Quileute tribe was not consulted whatsoever on the twilight series and had a lot of their culture just fully lied about & made up, which is not a remotely harmless act. you should donate to fund their cultural preservation and moving of vital centers out of tsunami zones! i try to throw in a few bucks any time i watch any twilight related media.

ahappydnp

They'll get fake married on stage every night or something, that's gotta be it right? Maybe the wows will be audience written mad libs? They'll be like "ok you'll get to direct our wedding yourselves, hope your happy :p"

oh god it's gonna be mad libs wedding vows isn't it.

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side note but have we processed that the first HL show is going to be from 8-10PM PDT (meaning 11PM-1AM EST and 4-6AM UK time)

that first twitter space is gonna be a lucid fever dream

#oh ffs really? ugh #I’m already sad they’re starting in the US #4-6 is the worst. that’s not go to sleep late or wake up early it’s just night time #trusting phannies to post audio recordings after I guess 😔#I was looking forward to reacting live but that’s only gonna work if my sleeping pattern is beyond fucked

jonsaremembers

Phil, who famously ingested a microscopic piece of superglue and panicked because his throat got bruised: "I could swallow hot dogs whole in a hot dog eating contest"

#he’s been practising 😉

Dan wearing a ‘leather’ jacket in the twilight vid is making me feel gross and itchy. Why are you wearing that to sit on a sofa and watch a movie? It’s not giving cosy film club vibes.

(Also they’re so spoilt with their aircon I haven’t worn a jacket in over a month)

#phan #dnp #dan and phil

a-gentle-yoink

gays do maths!

pseudophan

what are the chances the tour will have a wedding related segment because my god they are obsessed

#they’re gonna set the stage up for a wedding and we’ll be like OMG IS IT HAPPENING and then they’ll get two phannies from the audience to #come up at each show and get married #and then 3 shows in phannies will be like what about polygamy can all three of us come up? and dnp will say yes so we don’t accuse them of #being polyphobic and it will spiral from there

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philipforscale

deppy complaining about the captions bc they noticed TWO (2) wrong expressions like GIRL. LOOK AT YOUR OWN CAPTIONS THAT WAY TOO. understand our suffering n work on fixing that PLEASE

lizardsmp3

oh no look out dan and phil you’re gonna smudge your whiskers!!!

sexynugget

"we're gonna be humping on the stage"

yall did that last time

insomniac-ink

Mukbang 3 was crazy

slinkyonthestairs

Daniel Howell we accept you no matter what it's okay

pudumephistophiles

#one of us! one of us! one of us!

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Thotty on main and nobodys ready

#do new phannies know Dan liked this in 2019?#sometimes it feels like big was the hard launch for phannies and the bed video was the hard launch for the rest of the world

tetrapaec

So funny to think it was their first time filming together and they made out on camera

#i wonder how many times phil filmed himself kissing boys before meeting dan #<prev tags I’m so sure the answer is at least once

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