when they took their pumpkins off I felt my body produce Anger chemicals. put those back on!!!! I wanted to believe you were pumpkin people.
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when they took their pumpkins off I felt my body produce Anger chemicals. put those back on!!!! I wanted to believe you were pumpkin people.

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They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post
Would you sell liquor to this baby
Yes
No
I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby
Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop
A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

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CRITICAL ROLE 4.27 Complicated Questions
Got isekaid into a fantasy world and they said to go back to earth I have to kill the demon queen.
Damn. Hope they have other options.
Aight so turns out they did have other options and once the demon queen dies we all go home no matter who kills her so I've been just killing adventurers.
Yeah it turns out if you pretend to be a weak girl and they "rescue you" they automatically assume you're joining their harem and then you can just stab them.
I have so many random legendary weapons now
Ok so it's kind of hard to keep track of all these adventurers but I have a plan. I'm going to become one of the demon queen's lieutenant.
I was worried I'd have to fight to get into her palace but the guy at the gates in account of being one of the "heroes" but the guy at the gates said something about my soul being stained by a hundred deaths or something and just let me in
I'm going to meet the demon queen now, everyone told me she was some hideous monster. Wish me luck...
This is the hottest woman I have ever met
So I have a leash now.
You know I think people had the wrong idea about the demon queen. Her idea for covering the land in eternal darkness seems really smart and orphaning an entire village is just how she blows off steam
Ok so mommy said my new armor will make me better at serving her but it is just a chainmail bikini
There are no corporations here! There's no global warming! Normal medieval/renaissance era issues you'd worry about don't exist for genre reasons!
If those stupid anime protagonist wannabes managed to kill mommy I would have been sent back to earth and have to live in capitalism land again!! So obviously I had to stab them in the chest again and again and again until the smugness left their eyes!
What's not clicking?
It's like this
tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents
not me though. im girl with tanktop

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Psych is such a weird show bc in a lot of ways it's constantly asking, "can you forgive your father? even tho he could never forgive you, can you forgive him?" and the thing he could never forgive you for was not meeting his exact very specific expectations. And the answer keeps being yes you can, because not doing so is worse. You tried and it hurt more. You tried and it made you more miserable. You forgive him because he's all you have most of the time, and its somehow less complicated than whatever you have going on with your mom. You can forgive him but you can't forget, and then one day he realizes that he was wrong and there was nothing he should have taken as a slight about you, but you both just never acknowledge this paradigm shift in your relationship bc it'd be more awkward then fighting again for the millionth time. So things get better but you never say why, you never acknowledge it unless forced and somehow you forgive him more than your mom who you were never even half as mad at.
But also it's about breaking and entering into sea world and making a janitor think you killed your best friend so you can escape, it's about gaslighting your coworkers into thinking you are the dumbest man alive, it's about only closing a mystery when it's as funnt as possible and making sure everyone else around you is as baffled as possible. It's about childhood and nostalgia and growing up in the most chaotic way you can. It's about people being killed with a t-rex skull, it's about slapstick and committing to the bit and being the silliest messiest bisexual on tv in 2006-2014.
It's about a son and his father and forgiveness and somehow also they are in a circus tent trying to find out why a corpse was launched from a cannon. And also there's an extended musical episode that makes it onto my personal Spotify year after year
Hey so you know how sapphics are called sapphics because of Sappho the person and how lesbians are called lesbians because she was from the island of Lesbos?
All I'm saying is, "from kyoshi" is definitely slang for "queer woman" in the atla-verse
also happy pride month to this banger
the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

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checkmate, gaben
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