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the hot & sour soup from the chinese place in our neighborhood has a 100% success rate of improving or all-out ending my migraines. partner, scientist that he is, did some research into why that might be (and also anything else that might help me, since I try not to google my own symptoms due to my unfortunate tendency to WebMD myself into thinking I’m dying). that ultimately led me to try a daily magnesium tablet starting on saturday. I’m now 48+ hours headache-free for the first time in literal weeks. don’t worry, I’m keeping a level head about it. I know this isn’t a magical cure-all and it very well might just be a coincidence. I’ve got a doctor’s appointment scheduled for wednesday and I’m not canceling it. but holy shit, it’s incredible to feel like myself again. thank you partner. thank you hot & sour soup. thank you yummy minerals
really taking all my mental strength here NOT to add that disco elysium Magnesium-Based Lifeform screencap
in case anyone is wondering how we House MD’d our way from “hot & sour soup” to “magnesium supplement”:
- I drink a lot of gatorade in addition to water because I strongly suspect I also have POTS (which is likely related to the migraines) and the sodium & electrolytes help with those symptoms. But it doesn’t really seem to do much for my migraines.
- Partner noticed I tend to get migraines, and particularly ones with visual aura, an hour or two after getting back from one of my really hard weekend morning workouts. (I get migraines other times, too—recently, just about every day in the late afternoon—but getting really sweaty was a strangely consistent trigger, especially for auras.) I was making sure to rehydrate with plenty of gatorade and water after, so it probably wasn’t just dehydration.
- Hot & sour soup is a large quantity of sodium-rich fluids that is easy for me to get down even when I’m in pain, so it makes sense that that would be good from a POTS standpoint, but crucially, it also supplies magnesium. Not a ton of it, but guess what gatorade doesn’t have any of? That led him to an article on the American Migraine Association’s website about the suspected link between magnesium and migraines, especially ones with aura.
- So our hypothesis is that on the workout days, I was losing more magnesium than usual, drinking a ton of fluids and electrolytes to recover, but not doing anything to replenish the magnesium. And I can see a pattern on weekdays too, where I forget to eat breakfast, maybe don’t do so great at eating a balanced lunch because my ADHD meds nerf my appetite, and then by 3 or 4 o’clock, after a day of drinking only water and gatorade, the headache starts (and sometimes abates after dinner, depending on what I eat.)
- So far, taking a daily 500mg magnesium tablet with lunch + switching from gatorade to gatorlyte (which does supply magnesium) seems to have helped massively with the headaches, but also with my energy levels and mood? (That could also just be the effect of consistently not having a headache for the first time in weeks, though.)
I’m not a doctor, don’t do anything I say without talking to a medical professional first, etc. However, I did just get back from my first appointment with a new doctor, and she told me magnesium (and vitamin B2) is normally her first recommendation anyway since it has fewer side effects and risks than migraine preventive medications. So since the supplement route seems to be working for me so far, she wants me to start with that and reevaluate in a month or so.
In other words, per doctor’s orders,
The late actress shared her fondest memories of the civil rights leader.
holy shit
ACT UP, 1990
KEN ROBINSON ‘Full-body education’ (Ballet Boy part 1)

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Coca Cola flavored Oreos taste like if you could eat clipart
These taste like an abstract concept. Summer Vacation flavored. Yankee Candle ass cookie.
this just keeps being relevant
This skit absolutely slaps forever but I have to tell you guys the secret.
The weird Oreos don’t sell… but the weird Oreos just being around and visible make people buy more regular Oreos.
That’s why.
The weird Oreos DO sell, but my housemate is the one buying them all
I think they add an important element of randomness to the environment. My father in law bought 6 or 7 boxes of the Selena Gomez Oreos so he could set a Selena Gomez Oreo alarm to go off mid workday and then say to his coworkers, "Oh, my Selena Gomez Oreo alarm is going off!" and unearth from his locker his 6 or 7 boxes of Selena Gomez Oreos so he and his coworkers could distribute them around the neonatal ICU ward where they work. He said it livened up an otherwise extremely dreary day.
As someone who works in an arts and crafts store, I have sold SO MUCH resin to people who are using the celebrity-themed ones to make jewelry
Wait are they using the packaging or are they trying to freeze an Oreo in carbonite
Natalie nailed this one.
https://x.com/ContraPoints/status/2072832614549881283
OKAY HERE'S THE THING
It is once again a thing that was good in a certain situation and then leftists beat it to death.
It comes from "silence equals death," WHICH WAS ABOUT THE AIDS PANDEMIC WHEN RONALD MOTHERFUCKING REAGAN WAS REFUSING TO MENTION IT EXCEPT TO LAUGH ABOUT IT
It literally meant "we, the affected community, have to talk about the fact that it exists because a generation is dying"
It does not function equally for all situations, it CAN'T function equally for all situations, but I'm not the least bit surprised leftists have tried to make it function for all situations.
Sometimes the Good Lord takes pity on you, and sends you a forklift-certified trans dyke switch 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
forklift me into your arms mommy
Sometimes, when there are no forklift-certified trans dyke switches in your area for God to send to you, the Good Lord turns YOU into the forklift-certified trans dyke switch so that you may in turn bless others <3
and we all said amen 🙏
never kill yourself
no message back and the power's out after a huge storm. maybe sometimes k-
i love the term "giving head". am i sucking her cock? eating her pussy? you don't know. i might be decapitated. i'm living my best life, fuck off.
women's thighs. you agree. reblog.

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what went down when glen first touched water
Piglins are able to find water in the Nether through condensation and harvesting it from crimson and warped vines, but of course in very little amounts- so its very precious. It's used for potions and in some cases hydration, but Piglins usually don't need that.
Glen had to sit down for a minute when seeing the ocean for the first time. Then collected a whole buuunch in bottles to bring home.
Turns out, the Tingle is a Warhammer dork of the most relatable kind.
thank you PC GAMER for understanding that love is real for buckaroos and their warpounder 40000 armies
How the fuck do you manage to switch so effortlessly between writing endless tomes of the most insane and esoteric forms of homoerotic smut and writing Serious Professional Fiction that is good enough they sell it in actual bookstores???
Yours is a rare and baffling talent
Joseph Breen's grave is a free hotel room to fuck nasty, Mary Shelley-style.
I have a convenient checklist of things that can, should, and in fact must be done on Joseph Breen's grave:
Image description copied from alt text: the famous "Thou Shalt Not" poster created by Paramount photographer A. L. “Whitey” Schafer. A sexily-dressed woman stands over a cop's body, pointing a gun and smoking a cigarette. A text box in the upper right corner reads:
Thou Shalt Not
Law defeated
Inside of thigh
Lace lingerie
Dead man
Narcotics
Drinking
Exposed bosom
Gambling
Pointing gun
Tommy gun
End description.
If you manage a 10-point combo, he comes back to life and you get to kill him again!
pretty incredible that google went from this bountiful source of information to just trotting out blatant factual inaccuracies every time you try to use it. i do not use she/her pronouns. GREAT JOB AI
its funny because when i first posted about my non-dysphoric trans way i was VERY hesitant because its complex and nuanced and i was worried people would take it out of context and flatten it into something incorrect. turns out the people were fine. MACHINES on the other hand cant figure it out
to explain again and help the broken AI machine and then i wont have to talk about it anymore: my preferred pronouns are he/him. my real pronouns are she/her. i prefer to use the wrong pronouns
the reason i do this is because i am not dysphoric and dont need every conversation i have to revolve around gender and my spiritual beliefs about gender. i love my male body even if it does not match my soul. it is a VERY COOL SECOND PLACE and i am pumped as heck on it
if we are talkin just use he/him. ASSUME AWAY. just dont put it on any technical documents or labelers because it is technically incorrect. dont put anything on those. i had a book delayed two weeks because of this once. ANYWAY hopefully the computer will have an easier time with this

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Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.
im crying dude
Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.
To answer some common questions in the tags:
1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)
2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.
3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.
What's sending me is the "described as having rounded ears", as if to distinguish her from other stray giraffes that concerned neighbours might encounter.
fucking sick of my insolent subjects