oh, biggest mood

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

Paywall removed here

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

putting this post on every machine from now on thank you

Penwas :(

Yes. In The Dark Forest my nickname is, "The Bottom Surgeon" on account of all the penises I have ripped off of people

I mean I'll take anything as a stew ingredient. Offer yourselves as a sacrifice to the stew trust

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

weird animals run all the time dude

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

Regular Couple

this ended homophobia

happy pride month

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny