They call me pepto cause this pussy a bismol

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

hsve

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

This on bootyshorts would go crazy