My Staff Is Better Than Yours

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

and yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows

literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot

Except for metal, in my opinion.

GUARDS put this fool in a scary room

ime thee smalleste inne thee lande. notte one smallere doth there stande.

thou muste be too smalle too see, fore thou hast foregottenne me!

you lying piece of shit i'll fucking kill you

in public school i learned how to summon flying ghouls

Jesse, you’re forgetting that Dragons are not just beasts, they are inherently magical and they are of the element they embody, Jesse. An ancient white dragon would create an icy tundra wherever it built its lair merely by existing in that place over time. It is the surrounding animals that have adapted to the cold to even exist in the landscape of a dragon, Jesse.

Also dragons have teeth, Jesse. I don't think ice resistance is gonna be that big of an issue. The prey isn't teeth resistant, Jesse.

official dragon post

nobody lures you into the fog anymore