sweet bun :3

i think sitting on someones lap and feeling it get hard would fucking fix me

from strangers to peeing on eachother

guess who can’t sleep ;-;

awehh wahh et cetera

It's actually imperative that you are open and proud of your attraction to fat people and bodies

Body hair hairy chest hairy stomach hairy back hairy ass hairy legs hairy arms #YES

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

actually yeah people do need to start being like “im gonna fuckin flay your cock baby”

you ever smell yourself and then think “someone would go rabid if they sniffed this”

winning the dry t-shirt contest

u will be just sitting there and the out of nowhere The Dysphoria Darkness creeps in

if ur genderfluid u should be able to switch body parts out like lego parts