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dreadwedge

Three onions deep. Six garlics wide.

Four chives of height and nine shallots of weight.

Allium measurement system aside,

This is the size of a gnome I would date.

woman-becomer

I am one inch tall and If you give me a strawberry I can eat that strawberry for a whole week. and I'll be really happy the whole time

stonedbutch

what if I gave you 3 strawberries 🍓🍓🍓

woman-becomer

WOWOAHH , WOOAHHHHG . NO WAY OH MY GOD . HOLY MOLY

tinymagicalcat

@tiny-wizard

#LETS FUCKING GO

evenlyevi

Little Adventurer ✧₊⁺

tiny-wizard

i cast a really tiny fireball and it didnt do fucking anything

tiny-wizard

i miss my wife so bad

tiny-wizard

"ohh you can toast my toast" "haha thanks for lighting my cigarette"

i am trying to kill people

#wizardposting #tinyposting

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tiny-wizard

i cast a really tiny fireball and it didnt do fucking anything

tiny-wizard

i miss my wife so bad

#wizardposting #tinyposting

i cast a really tiny fireball and it didnt do fucking anything

#wizardposting #tinyposting

chiimeramanticore

it's got solitaire btw. if you even care

chiimeramanticore

oh my god it's got smallitaire

gavamont

@tiny-wizard

#fucking love solitaire so much

cowboy

Can anything be done to help this wretched twenty four

gavamont

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izzetheking

me: oh?were did you come from? :p here… climb on my back i will give you a ride.

ant climb up onto my big body.

we are start going.

mudwerks

100% atk and 0% dmg baby goat

duerede

ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ. ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ & ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ & ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ

duerede

The goat a gnome warlord would ride into battle

gavamont

A wizard that uses a single match stick as his wizard staff. One day he’ll light it, you’ll see. And on that day, I’ll be ready to give him another match.

ratazom

@tiny-wizard you have a dealer lined up. Go for it.

ecto-slug

More tiny wizards

gavamont

@tiny-wizard

#oh these are fucking beautiful...

gavamont

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Amy Casey (American, 1976) - Lonelytown (2020)

cryptotheism

Given that gnomes are angels according to paracelsus, do they have free will?

Paracelcian gnomes are angels so low on the great chain of being they're effectively close to humans. They're kinda like how Islam conceives of djinn. They definitely have a degree of free will. They can get married n shit.

cryptotheism

If you marry a paracelcian gnome, it gets an immortal soul. Paracelsus warns of gnomes marrying people and immediately running away into the forest, knowing they now have admittance to the kingdom of heaven.

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