KILL THIS

no one really talks about how good a name plunderphonics is. like that's such a heater. This is theft tunes

we gon steal the notes off the page

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

i love "coyote time" as a phrase. I wish it was time for coyotoes all of the time.

i hate the way fat antagonists have their weight moralized and used as a metaphor for greed and corruption and i hate the way it's overcorrected into fat people being "soft squishy friend-shaped cupcakes who look like they give incredible hugs" and i long for the day we have nuanced, interesting, and complicated fat characters and most of all i long for the day people are normal about fatness

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

you guys have no idea what it’s like, to have a genuine and unironic christmas fetish, and to have several people posting on FuckedElf round the clock basically born from the idea of making fun of me specifically

I Literally miss armpits so bad mann

i don't have a tip for this one hi helly sorry

hi can you give me a veryclose hug

hi you're not getting that

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

EAT AND FUCK KINGDOM