KILL THIS

*at a therapy appointment* I mean sure, but what am I gonna do (doing a stupid voice) "heal?" *rolls my eyes and makes a jacking off motion*

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

it's crazy there's a band as good as death grips and their fans aren't evil in a pretentious way but evil in the way they seriously undervalue the art

i make this post like every month and it never gets reblogged but it is now so i want to be clear this is because of racism. the death grips fans who can't interact with the music/art/stefan burnett's image sincerely are being racist

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

Even if they didnt do nything wrong and theyre a baby or old

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

i just need to be pet. i need somebody to pet me i never get any pets i need pets so bad

*tricks you cutely* it's my trick...!

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

The Sinkdog Movie has been greenlit by Neon entertainment with Nicolas Winding Refn at the helm.