Yes, that is a fake laugh, you jerk

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky

crazy that we went from an internet where you'd risk getting meatspinned to an internet where people say "unalived" "grape" and cover parts of curse words. yes it was fucked up that you could just randomly stumble on a shock site but at least people could say fuck

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!