Certified Menace

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

Call my stomach the mystery machine

I can’t decide if Sir Lancelot is a scrawny twink who is flat as a board or a skinny twink with a fat ass. I think it’s the latter and Guinevere loves his fat juicy ass and that’s how she can recognize him in any armor. Also I think Galahad has a voluptuous ass and he had to inherit that from somewhere. But Lancelot has rail thin skinny anemic vibes so I dunno.

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I rarely say positive things about BBC Merlin but they did cast an appropriately dreamy guy to play Lancelot. They said “Oh, he’s supposed to be extremely beautiful? Alright. We’ll keep that.”

It is one of the few things I miss about that show. The whenever I think of Lancelot, I think of that show’s actor specifically.

Living in a conservative part of a blue state and watching tv during an election year is really trippy because nationally people are like oh you’re all liberals over there you don’t know what it’s like living in a conservative area but then the local attack ads are like my opponent wants to be NICE to ILLEGALS and the RADICAL TRANS AGENDA and BURN DOWN POLICE STATIONS. You should vote for ME. I will SHOOT immigrants PERSONALLY in THE STREET. I am a former NAVY SEAL. BARK BARK.

I love how Sir Galahad is effeminate but in a Renaissance depiction of an angel way. It’s a symbol of his eternal youth and purity. Whatever. 21 year old man who is the same brand of androgynous as Joan of Arc. He has evolved above gender in a spiritual way like the Public Universal Friend. To me.

the sexiest thing about him is his lack of redeeming qualities

what if soulmates were real and you met your soulmate and suddenly started seeing in color or they said to you the words that have been branded on your skin since birth or something but your soulmate was a Disney adult

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

Something fucking crazy about losing weight is I don’t think I look any different like at all, but I’ve lost around 15-20kg and I know that’s a lot but like I don’t think I look or feel any different but people I know keep telling me al the time that I’ve gotten way smaller plus seeing pictures of myself I’m like holy shit, I loook wayyyyy different it’s so weird… I never considered I suffer from body dysmorphia but I obviously do like I have no idea what the fuck I look like

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower