"I sort fics by kudos and only kudos on stories with high kudos counts, why aren't there more stories with high kudos, I ran out of things to read." You're part of the problem.
"Authors artificially inflate comment counts by thanking people, I can't find anything with a real comment count to read." No they fucking are not, they're grateful for engagement.
"I can't read anything under 100k." That's the majority of fics you're ignoring, most novels aren't even that long.
"I don't have time to look for the incredibly rare diamond in the rough, so I won't read anything below a certain amount of kudos, comments, and hits." Those fics are popular because people gave them a chance and then snobs like you found them.
"I won't read anthing with a single typos." You made typos in that sentence, get off your high horse.
"One singular author didn't thank me for commenting, I'm never commenting on any fic again so I don't get burned." You're punishing people because someone didn't give you engagement they don't owe you that they might not have seen.
"This fic is three months old, it's so old, it doesn't matter if I comment or kudos, it's old." Fics do not have expiration dates, comment and kudos.
You're killing your fandoms with your snobbish behaviors.
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if you ever see me reblog your fic twice, no you didnt. ignore the first one. i was just saving it for later. either as a lil snack or i wasnt ready for a full meal at the time
aaaalright it's jjk's turn. before i start lemme remind ya'll that almost every fic is a oneshot unless otherwise mentioned, everythings on ao3 and they're all character x character!! i seriously read too much fanfiction but errr that's okAY!
inuokko (my fav)
all these salmon and you decided to catch feelings by orphan_account - 20k getting together fic with a LOT of inumaki pining and oblivious longing. basically yuuta comes back and inumaki is thRIstY in more than one way and our lovely lovebirds dance around each other completely ignorant for a while before they find their way to each other <3 featuring a lot of exasperated maki
subtle differences by botanicalbites - super fun oneshot where megumi asks yuuta how he understand inumaki so well eEEEEeee. lots of subtle inuokka and fun stuff, yuuta cHEATS, no not like that, more like a it's-not-fair-only-you-can-understand-toge sort of way
and every day, it's changed since then. by botanical bites - OKAY THIS ONE'S THE REAL DEAL, 12 ch long university au getting together slow burn fic where yuuta is a third year who had just taken a gap year and meets maki in the gym. gets casually beaten up, and maki invites him to a party where he meets a lil shy boy who immediately wins his heart. gojo is a lil freak hehe
things unsaid. by botanical bites - birthday sequel to fic above ^^^
sorry, i don't understand "konbu" by diggingupthegrave - crack fic oneshot where yuuta gets an alexa, one who can talk and tell jokes and do everything inumaki can't seem to, and toge gets ridiculously jealous :( so funny and fluffy
cursed by lichtstrahl - a quick ptsd established relationship fic that takes place uhhh post jjk 0 pre jjk s1 i think? or mostly at least. a fic about toge's past trauma and fear of water... yuuta helps him get over it
i'm alright if you're alright by anonymous - 14k getting together feelings realization fic from the pov of yuuta during the time gojo's sealed, a post shibuya incident fic where yuuta has to pick up the pieces and tries to secure a boyfriend at the same time... lots of hurt/comfort aND my fAVoRITE tAG au nobody dies!
satosugu/sugusato/gojo x get
life hack: gay thoughts can't catch u if u have limitless activated by sugurugetowo - the no. 1 fic in the ship and IT DEsERVES eVEry kUdOS, a gojo coming out getting together fic that that is super fluffy, au, super fluffy and fun ;)
a spin around the rumor mill by ilovegetosuguru - a fic from the pov of nobara where gojo is a professor obSeSSED with his husband but nobody knows who he is, and so nobara takes it upon herself to figure out... sO muCH crACK i lOVE iT
a story without a happy ending by ilovesugurugeto - suCH a SAD fluffy fic that ends with a shot of angst. a soulmate au where on one wrist is the name of your soulmate and on the other is the name of your greatest enemies... geto has gojo's name on both T-T
'cause every now and then i fall a bit behind (everytime i stare into your eyes) by flowercitti - a sweet fic about geto's love for gojo's six eyes, and realization of how much his eyes actually hurt him... a story of how gojo's gets his glasses! a confessions fic with a side of hurt/comfort
guard down by illicitly - a slightly nsfw fic but honestly you can just skip the end and this is totally worth reading, a oneshot of touch-starved gojo (one of the best tropes ever). gojo hasn't been touched in years and geto is begging to ;)
how many shots does it take for us to get to the center of our relationship problems? by ilovegetosuguru - a crack fic featuring itafushi about the two ships playing truth or drink, super fluffy and this will guarantee you smile so please read!
itafushi
don't tell a soul by cursedwritings - a soulmate au fic with soulmate identifying marks featuring a lot of oblivious itadori and emotionally constipated megumi, quite a bit of crack, and a lOt of fluff! solid read for any drunk fanfiction diving
the smell of your hoodie by mustardleaf - crack fic with a side of second hand embarrassment and a lot of megumi suffering. aka itadori stays over at megumi's and megumi tries to hide that small fact, gojo gives no mercy. none. at all.
past preferences by botanicalbites - established relationship itafushi where itadori asks for megumi's first crush... megumi's crush for yuuta is revEaLED!!! mwahahahaha, crack fic because this ship is too fluffy!
these fics were so fun to read aND i HAVE MORE! so lmk if ya'll want more bc i am mORE than willing to share my wealth (no gatekeeping!)
! Warnings! Smut! Pnv, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it loves!) fluff, pregnancy, aftercare, shower sex.
Summary: y/n’s pregnancy hormones are through the roof. After a night out with the boys, while you’re in the shower, you realize that you REALLY need Matt.
You’d just arrive back at the boys’ shared home after dinner, where you lived with Matt. The air was welcoming and calm after a night at the packed, loud restaurant Nick had found on TikTok.
You ran straight to Matt’s room and found some comfy clothes to throw on after taking a shower. You needed to get out of this outfit. Your feet were killing you, and the fabric from the dress was starting to itch and rub against your bump. It was a sensory nightmare.
You walked out of the bedroom and turned the corner where you were met with Matt standing at the sink brushing his teeth, getting ready for the night. You stood beside him resting your head on his back and gave him a light kiss on the shoulder.
“What are you up to, baby?” he asked as you walked to turn on the shower. “I’m just gonna wash up and get ready for bed” you said back, in a light tone, already feeling the tiredness running over you.
“If you need anything, you know what to do!” He said with a smile as he shut the door behind him. It was no secret, you had already known you needed Matt. Ever since you hit the 12-week mark of being pregnant, the nausea started to wear off, and the sexual needs started to take over.
Matt didn’t notice at first, but then after around a week of you walking up to him and kissing all over him, sitting on his lap, and grinding over the bulge in his jeans, he started to catch on. Of course he didn’t say anything as he didn’t want to embarrass you in front of his brothers.
You had just finished washing your hair, and were about to wash your body when the need started to take over again, so you did what Matt said and called him into the bathroom.
He entered the room making sure Nick or Chris wasn’t in sight so they wouldn’t see you. “Hey sweetheart is everything okay?” He said in a loving but gently concerned way. You didn’t know how to approach the situation and the only thing you could get out was “yeah, do you think you can help me wash my body though? My arms are tired.”
So of course, without hesitation Matt was already taking his clothes off and stepping into the warm water with you. He took the washcloth from your hands and immediately got to work.
When Matt got to your back, you reached behind you and lightly grabbed his dick. He jerked at the coldness of your fingers and looked down with a laugh. “Don’t laugh at me, Matt. I can’t help it anymore.” you claimed. “I’m not laughing at you, baby, I promise. If you’re feeling needy, I’ve got you.”
You nodded at him giving him the answer he wanted just as much as you, he picked you up, wrapping you’re legs around him and gently pressed your back to the wall of the shower, looking into his eyes you let out at barely audible “please.”
That was all the permission he needed, he guided his cock inside you with a gentle thrust. You gasped at the instant feeling of pleasure.
You’re head fell back against the shower wall, and you’re eyes squeezed shut as he hit the spot that damn near made you see stars. “Oh… fuck Matt.” You moaned
He moved slowly, so unbearably slow, not wanting to hurt you or the baby. “Faster Matt. Please.” You said between breaths. He listened and moved faster, regaining friction. Your back arched away from the tile, making you lean into him.
Your four head dropped to his, grabbing his hair in one hand and the other digging into his back, as he moaned at the pleasure the combination gave him. “Shit baby, y’feel so good” he mumbled under his breath leaning in to kiss you. It was rough, sloppy, and wet from the water running from above you.
His hand slid from your thigh and found the sensitive, swollen bud between your legs. The sensation was too much, his thumb circling your clit as he kept a steady pace thrusting inside you.
“Matt…I’m… im gonna” you said breathlessly, your pussy clenched around his length. “Let go baby, cum for me. I got you” His words combined with the restless rhythm of his fingers and hips.
Your orgasm broke over you like a wave pulsing and clenching around him, the feeling was what sent him over the edge. He drove into you one more time with a guttural groan. His release crashing through him, as he spilled inside your body.
For a long moment you stayed pinned to the wall by pleasure and exhaustion leaving small kisses along each other’s body. Matt sat you back on the ground, holding you stable and turned off the water.
He got out first, getting a warm towel from the dryer. He wrapped you up and carried you bridal style to the shared bedroom, sitting you down on the end of the bed. He grabbed the clothes you had sat out helping you get dressed, before taking care of himself.
After the both of you were dressed and cleaned up for the night, he walked over to the side of the bed which you were located, lifting up the covers. He slowly slid beside you, laying his head on your breasts while pressing kisses over your belly.
“It’s crazy to think we have a mini us in there” Matt said while looking up at you. “It is pretty crazy, isn’t it?” You let out a giggle. “Hey! Your belly moves when you laugh. I wonder if the baby thinks it’s an earthquake” You both were laughing until you couldn’t breathe, letting the night take its turn.
As Matt lays over you drifting off to sleep, not letting go, you played with his hair and whispered “I love loving on you.”
Tag list: @mattbsturniololuvr @megluvsmatt @courta13
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Because I'm curious. When reading a fic on AO3, do you:
Give kudos to all fics you read automatically
Only give kudos to fics you read all the way through (or chapter)
Only give kudos if you liked or enjoyed the story
Rarely/never/often forget to give kudos
Other--throw it in the tags
Voting ended onJun 27, 2025
If you are so inclined, I think it would also be interesting if you put your answer and age in the tags. My habits have definitely changed--but I would say I give kudos to any fic/chapter I finish; a.k.a if I see the kudos button, its getting kudos, and I am in my early 30s
all fic synopses were written by their respective writers (they have the talent, not i)
the last of us
abby anderson
𖦹 until the world goes dark ↬ @wonderlandwalker | a blank line on a mission report is all it takes for abby anderson to break. defying a direct order, she races into the ruined city to find the one person she can't live without. but the rescue mission becomes a nightmare when she discovers that some wounds are a death sentence all their own. ✍︎ even tho it hurt, this one was too gooddd
☼ ruin the friendship ↬ @wonderlandwalker | abby anderson doesn't get flustered. she doesn't avoid eye contact, and she never, ever stumbles over her words. until she does. and it's all your fault, even if you don't know it yet. a story about the terrifying, fragile hope of wanting something soft in a hard world, and the courage it takes to reach for it. (+ slight hurt/comfort)
𖦹 the art of dying ↬ @wonderlandwalker | she loves you, and that, in itself, has always been a death sentence
⋆˙⟡ the wind, it blew me to you ↬ @frflysol | an apostate is what you are. lost is what abby is. the wind carries you to each other like two leaves in the fall. (ongoing)
𖦹 just a graze ↬ @wingedhallows | a near death situation. (reader)
𖦹 ∞ not tonight ↬ @alloftheimagines | after a traumatic assignment, you push abby away. still, she will do anything to take care of you, including break all the rules of your casual sex agreement.
⋆˙⟡ it's you ↬ @alloftheimagines | in which the reader gets drunk and abby takes care of you, unaware that secret feelings are about to be uncovered.
⋆˙⟡ 𖦹 smoke & tears ↬ @alloftheimagines | in which abby has a nightmare & accidentally hurts you.
⋆˙⟡ 𖦹 immune ↬ @alloftheimagines | after years in the darkness, the fireflies are ready to start developing a cure again — their first subject: you. with abby chaperoning you to catalina island, she should be eager to revive her father's hope for a future without the cordyceps infection. but as she falls for you, she discovers she isn't prepared to see you die. not even if it saves the world. not even if you're more than willing to sacrifice yourself. and there is the earth-shattering realization: maybe she isn't so different from her father's murderer after all. (ongoing)
⋆˙⟡ ☼ coparenting w/ roommate!abby ↬ @vancexplicit | your sister decides to leave you as a last-minute babysitter. who better than abby to coparent and help take care of your niece? ✍︎ this one is too cute !
𖦹 just a stocking ↬ @alloftheimagines | ✍︎ christmas angst !!!
joel miller
𖦹 don't let me drown ↬ @alloftheimagines | in which the reader falls into the river of death, and it's joel's job to save you and find shelter. featuring ellie. ✍︎ AHHHH
𖦹 too late ↬ @alloftheimagines | in which joel makes the decision to stay in jackson out of fear, leaving the reader to take ellie to colorado alone. but when he goes after you, he finds you're no safer without him — and ellie is furious that he has arrived too late, with you already badly injured.
𖦹 keep your eyes on me ↬ @mgparker | ✍︎ angsty angsty angstyyy
𖦹 no time to die ↬ @davosmymaster | the main difficulty of being joel’s closest friend is not falling in love with him, but you still do. those feelings are buried until you join him on a mission to trade supplies with bill and frank. with your life now hanging by a thread, joel is determined to get you to safety, but the clock is ticking faster than he can run. ✍︎ the amount of times i have reread thisss :x
arcane
violet
☼ all strings attached ↬ @soulwrencher | vi hates that you're not hers. whatever will she do about her yearning heart?
☼ make it special ↬ @madebycloud | vi's birthdays are usually quiet, but this year? the whole family is doing their best to make it special ✍︎ this was so cute :)
sevika
⋆˙⟡ 𖦹 too busy being yours ↬ @miffyscakes | sevika gets transported to an alternative universe, following along with ekko. but she can't bear to leave when she realizes she has everything she could ever want, you. ✍︎ part two's ending had me cryin
𖦹 selfish ↬ @sapphicstrawcore | ✍︎ this was so ugggH
avengers
bucky barnes
↬ coming soon
stranger things
eddie munson
↬ coming soon: currently searching high and low for this fic i absolutely loved, but cannot, for the life of me, find it :(
