is it kawaii in here or is it just me

I think we need more Amos Burtons in fiction because the whole “if you kill him you’ll become just like him. I’m already like him. Give me the gun.” is such a fucking MOOD and he does it REPEATEDLY

between this and the library that did the "what would we grab in a fire" video (that later ironically actually had a fire), I think librarians promoting their libraries might be the funniest people on the internet.

‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony

ok this is the best thing i've ever ever ever seen everyone watch immediately

welp, i didnt try that hard, nor did i give it my all, but its time to give up and treat my self to snacks

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas