carry me to greatness somehow

nuclear family radiation poisoning

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

I believe he is a girl but not anytime soon

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

everything is a ploy by big suicide to make me commit suicide

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

my dog actually loves being shot in the head with 19th century european automatic handguns

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis