cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

having a hard time finding new music online so ive taken to sniffing the ground outside for signs of music

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

it's always some sort of day of the week

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

Bottom scientists as well