Z's adventure

god every time I think I’ve seen all the cat material the internet has to show something new and absolutely delighting appears

bitches who are introverted and have adhd see a text and are like ‘i will deal with this when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then fucking forget about it for a week. anyway, i’m bitches

recently saw a tiktoker talk about an ongoing case and say (direct quote) “we are literally watching a true crime documentary unfold before our very eyes” and that really sums up a lot of the criticisms I have about the way people talk about and consume true crime content. people are already twisting real peoples deaths into its potential future entertainment value for them before the family even has time to grieve

fuck therapy i need to be cast as a horrible person in a horror movie and get to stab a fake body and get blood all over me and act deranged (and get paid for it!), that would help me a lot actually

“Friend.”

What, you don’t beg for kisses and have sex dreams about ur old school friends? Pfft, grow up 😤

Just bros being bros!

It's the erasure of butch women for me

i will never understand why americans write dates like that. it hurts my brain. it’s just pure logic to go from day to month to year

Man I hate people who are like, super verbal about hating cats. NOBODY cares that you don’t like cats. Also I think you’re a bitch ass

Remember being like 13 and being like I'm a creep I'm a weirdo.. And then you get older and you're like oh I was just 13 actually. And then you get older again and you're like maybe I was onto something maybe there is something wrong with me

Do you ever interact with someone and you realize “this person has never had to consider or think about what their place in the world is, and why they believe certain things or act certain ways, this person has never considered society at length” and it’s just terrifying

bitches hate when other people are in the kitchen because they’ve spent their entire lives being criticized for doing tasks imperfectly and having their eating habits policed and now have incredible anxiety about other people judging their cooking choices that can’t be easily explained in a few words as to why they’re acting so hostile about someone else being near them during this very vulnerable process. it’s me, i’m bitches