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(UNMUTE YOU WON'T REGRET IT)

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navigatorwrongway

adding tags because YEAH

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kitkatpancakestack

Can we start writing out the full titles of things again pls like some of the shows y'all talk about sound so interesting fr but then you start abbreviating and shit like "man I love hgtysbks" and "you gotta go watch abcdefgh" like girl. First of all gesundheit second of all What am I supposed to do with that What does that mean!!!!

rogueninja

if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for

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adurot

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

adurot

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

adurot

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thesingingknives

“What makes a poem a poem, finally, is that it is unparaphrasable. There is no other way to say exactly this; it exists only in its own body of language, only in these words. I may try to explain it or represent it in other terms, but then some element of its life will always be missing. It’s the same with painting. All I can say of still life must finally fall short; I may inventory, weigh, suggest, but I cannot circumscribe; some element of mystery will always be left out. What is missing is, precisely, its poetry.”

— Mark Doty, from Still Life With Oysters and Lemon

coughloop

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

fearthefuzzybear

slushyseals

video credit: Rob Harcourt

Not only can you see the MOMENT this Weddell seal decided to prank the Crabeater seal, BUT HE LAUGHS AT HIM AFTER HE DOES IT! Ah Weddells <3

stultiloquentia

Turn sound on for asshole seal laughter.

airandangels

remarkably strong sibling energy for animals of different species

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lefthandedbastard-deactivated20

If i'm allowed one kid's cartoon to be obsessed with i pick hilda

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cheddar-baby

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

cheddar-baby

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

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amnemonemnemone-deactivated2025

Back covers illustrated by Eric Nyquist for the eco-fiction and sci-fi trilogy The Southern Reach (2014) by Jeff VanderMeer, whose award-winning first volume (Annihilation) was adapted for film as Annihilation (2018) by Alex Garland, starring Natalie Portman.

overthinkinglotr

I think the reason so many LOTR ripoffs fail is because they make their Aragorn analogue the main character, when the entire point of Aragorn is that he’s “the person the villains think is the main character, but is Not.”

Aragorn seems like a traditional King Arthur style hero— he has huge Main Character Energy because he’s supported by destiny, by bloodline, by all these magic artifacts and prophecies, and etc etc. Frodo and Sam are Just Some Guys. Aragorn recognizes that Sauron understandably thinks he’s the main hero of this story ….and he pretends to believe it too, spending the entire series using himself as a diversion to prevent Sauron from seeing Frodo and Sam.

Aragorn’s whole thing is that knows he seems like the Main Hero of this legend to people who don’t know better —- but he also knows that he isn’t, and that his role is just to keep Sauron’s eye on him in order to protect the people around him.

And it works! Sauron is so fixated on defeating his Legendary Destined Archenemy with Extreme Main Character Energy that he completely overlooks the two ordinary little guys who were the real threat to him all along.

weird-ecologies

I'm late to the paleontology drama but my god this is so funny

anaryllis

i painted my darling son

anaryllis

obsessed w how this painting made no impact on my art insta but is making a killing here. i love u tumblr

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anaryllis

i painted my darling son

anaryllis

obsessed w how this painting made no impact on my art insta but is making a killing here. i love u tumblr

catmask

i love when pets huff or sigh dramatically. like i am sorry. you're so right. you live such a laborious life. it must be so difficult to take naps and get pet and fed treats and played with all day. really a packed schedule youve got there boss. how do you manage it all. well no matter i'd say it's time for your well earned 7th afternoon nap

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