HEY MARIO! LOOK WHAT I MADE... IT'S A FOOTBALL!

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

It’s time for YOU to listen to me.

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?

tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by one this is great

World Heritage Post

if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?

this is one of the most important posts on this website, how the hell does it only have 26k notes after all these years

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

So so so fucking real

Tonight, I could not properly clean Qais’s wound because medical supplies are too expensive, so I stood there terrified, watching the infection and bleeding grow worse before my eyes.

OH MY GOD, I felt my heart break as I saw my baby Qais unable to move or respond, lying there in pain, and I could not help him. Please donate now and save him

The doctors told me his condition has become extremely critical, and without immediate treatment, he may not survive another night, so so I ask, can you help me get treatment for my baby Qais??

breeding mutuals for their recessive pjackk traits in order to birth the Perfect Poster I Can Influence

I won’t let you have your way