HEY MARIO! LOOK WHAT I MADE... IT'S A FOOTBALL!

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

new bit, it’s called “the wrong twin died.” any time you’re talking about an alive person who you dont like, say something like “yeah he sucks. the wrong twin died.” make up a fake story about how the person used to have a twin but the twin died tragically and they were probably nicer than the one who survived.

Livin la penis smoka

Statistically speaking I have more or less never seen a movie in my life

Flubber?

I've never seen flubber.

Asshole