† The Dark Queen †

CAN WE GET A TABLE CHART WITH STUFF LIKE REAL-LIFE AGE GAP REFERENCES!?!?!?!?

I am writing about a gay couple with like a little age gap, nothing too 'scandalous' but like, just above the line of noticable. HOW MANY YEARS IS THAT!? 5? 10? 15?

All I want now is a chart with pictures of real-life couples with their age gab written down. Celebrities, Internet users if they wanna share, ANYONE I CAN USE AS A PHYSICAL REFERENCE

But I’d love a fic where one or both of Shane’s parents drop by the cottage for phone charger/laundry pod reasons and find Shane snuggled on the couch fast asleep on Ilya’s chest and that’s how they find out

They’re dressed in soft casual clothes, sleeping like the dead and wrapped around each other like vines and Ilya’s hand is in Shane’s hair and Shane looks so so comfortable and relaxed

If the above stretch ain’t compatible with you for reasons like having bitch ass knees, here are some alternative and amazing stretches for the muscle in order of easiest to hardest (but imo least to most helpful) to perform:

However, just keep in mind that none of these stretches will help you if you have a herniated disc, which compresses the nerve roots that protrude from the spine itself! For that you’ll for sure need some different medical intervention.

Toymaker would LOVVEEE this