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A friend messaged me to fix a tech issue on an app so I sent her the Spongebob Squarepants Movie compressed down to 38 megabytes.

That bitch is crunchier than a cishet man's socks.

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bluef00t

Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

boastmalone

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

oracleocelot

misogyny-affected

trans poc, please i beg of you get transition inspo of people with your ethnicity

i was incredibly dysphoric about my round face and softer features until i started looking at the faces of hispanic men and realized that those features weren’t feminine at all, they were ethnic features white supremacy had conditioned me to see as less masculine

your ethnic features are beautiful, and you do not need to look european to look masculine or feminine

sweetgrass1312

Shoutout to my First Nations bitches. May your Resting Indigenous Face strike fear into the hearts of white people, who will now worry they said/did something racist.

#trans #transgender #queer #two spirit #native american

tgirl-tamag0tchi

You ever look at a natural land formations & think how fuckable it is?

You can not look me un the eyes and say zastrugi features of erosion of snow isn't hot. Or the ripple marks of sedimentary rocks during to water currents. The looks of a calanque and its steep valleys. A ria fucks hard; inlets are so sexy. Thermokarst are the kinda thawed permafrost id let hit it. Palsas peat mounds are the woman whod make you stare at a mirror as you get your back blown out.

An erg would ruin your life, but her touch would draw you back. The looks of an esker are wonderful, fuck all the esker haters. A wadi would be the curvy woman who'd make you wet more than just on heavy rainy season. I think i just want to fuck the concepts & geological formations. Idk why im burdening you with my delusions but you're always on my feed so comes with the territory.

Rocks can rock your world, the curves and shapes of nature are not unlike those of flesh.

#greg universe

paininmyassachusetts

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

paininmyassachusetts

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can! ❤️❤️❤️

rabbits-of-negative-euphoria

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

jelloapocalypse

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

jelloapocalypse

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR 👏 MURDER 👏

uncklerman

Credits to the murderer

vashito

“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”

alertmode

Emergency Murder Slots available!

First Person - $450, additional bodies add $375 each

(Basically a steal still my normal rate is $650. Cmon guys it’s $200 off!)

Serious inquiries only. EXPOSURE IS NOT A CURRENCY!

klubbhead

Guys please support all these hardworking Individuals!

Good hitmen are hard to find so it’s up to us to raise awareness!!!!

slumberinggirl-deactivated20210

Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️

thatquietkid108

Support your local assassins

helloareyouheremdfan

”um why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for free”

shr00mie-rat

Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, they’re messy and lack the spirit that involves murder

cliodevotus

I’m never leaving this fucking app.

sweetgrass1312

Listen, I know it's just an old linguistic thing. I know the industry is male-dominated. But 'Hitwoman' and 'Hitperson' are equally valid professional labels and redbloodle is discriminating against Queer assassins by not letting a search for one hit all 3.

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Running 2 games (City of Mist and Panic at the Dojo) this weekend and I just whipped out 4 premades for Panic while the anaesthetic from a dental appointment wore off. Genuinely concerned for the formatting of that book. Anyways, sitch for that one is the players are Unionized musical artists fighting off union busters, best to make a simple but memorable fight against ontological evil.

#ttrpg community #ttrpg #panic at the dojo #city of mist

Lounging on her side of the bed while she's at work because it still smells like her

#t4t #dykeposting #sapphic yearning

acerby

The only combat drug I need to pilot a mech is my Dr Pepper

So I freak out a lil in the car because of previous issues/accidents

Why the fuck did my fiancée start doing this and it fucking works

#i am a grown adult #why the fuck

sweetgrass1312

Ah yes

My 'Water drink'

Stocked next to the electrolyte drinks

I trusted 1 thing in the fucking US

sweetgrass1312

2 of my friends, totally independantly, have called it hummingbird food

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shadedwillow

ok google how do i propose deeper friendship and intimacy to my mutuals without feeling like a pervert predator

shadedwillow

hey. can we DM? do you want a voice message? do you want to see a picture of my face? do you wanna call? do you wanna get off on call with me? do you wanna consider us friends? do you wanna share secrets? do you wanna hint vaguely at where we both live to gauge how far we are from each other? do you wanna meet? do you wanna hang out? do you wanna fuck? do you wanna hold hands and kiss? does this make me creepy? is this too far? do you wanna kill me. i'm really sorry

zyrkon01

radioactivefoxgirl

This also extends to just making friends in general for me, these days I kinda just exist around people, with almost no one to do things with

Probably doesn't help that idek where to go to make friends

sweetgrass1312

This is why my fiancée keeps me around. She's the brains, I'm the mouth with her fingers in it.

#t4t #dykeposting

"Hey so my paperwork has been fucked because you didn't tell me how to do it, and when asked for help you repeated the same ineffective description for all 3 days of my training"

The humble next-in-line for management:

#She fixed that shit in 10 minutes

Ah yes

My 'Water drink'

Stocked next to the electrolyte drinks

I trusted 1 thing in the fucking US

orteil42

Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

sweetgrass1312

I sell boner pills at work and this is their branding

thottistani-deactivated20220220

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

garbage-empress

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

sweetgrass1312

Ya bitch got 2

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vanillandlace

I like my woman just a little possessive, not controlling, just hopelessly fond of me. The kind that notices when I'm quieter than usual and won't stop checking until she knows I'm alright

sweetgrass1312

I'm fucking cooked, she said I must be a good puppy because she lets me sleep on the bed

sweetgrass1312

Update, it took me ~30 minutes to be able to walk again

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