Zastier's Den

okay but can I dehumanise Elon Musk, just a little bit, for a treat

they whitewashed her and made the lighting less interesting ? this looks bad

less interesting lighting and all they did was make it softer?

there is one correct answer and its not even close.

anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

@bigbraveboop

All of these areas are places you would certainly get killed in on Midsomer Murders.

I mean these are cute but I also need you to know I grew up near a place called Nasty

this post is absolutely bafling as a british person because like 85% of these names just feel so incredibly normal to me it’s so jarring to see how non-british people react to them

you can’t convince me there isn’t some dude - sorry, some bloke named Kirby Underdale who lives near that last sign. he drives a little too fast, it makes everyone nervous, and his neighbors decide to have a sign made and installed instead of talking to him about it.

I just want to point out that it's technically the "Royal Town of Sutton Coldfield"

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

*"A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES" followed by the sound a dodgeball makes when it hits you*

She gave up her fucking life

a mother's love knows no bounds

for every reblog on this post i will eat one plastic bag so the turtles dont have to

Hospital.

for every reblog on this post i will eat one plastic bag so wizardpotions doesn't have to