long-time lurker

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

(Daily affirmations) I will wake up to my alarm. I will wake up to my alarm. I will wake up to my alarm.

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

it’s the no notes blanket fort! climb on in

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday