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any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion

“from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality” took me out

OK WAIT SO IF POC GET STRICTER SENTENCES IN COURT… AND IF WOC ARE MORE AT RISK OF MISCARRIAGE AND GENERAL MALPRACTICE… AND IF SEX EDUCATION IS WORSE IN INNER CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS… AND IF RACIAL HOUSING DISCRIMINATION IS PRACTICED BY 85% OF REAL ESTATE AGENTS… AND IF SCHOOL DISTRICTS ARE FUNDED VIA PROPERTY TAXES WITHIN EACH DISTRICT… HOLD ON………. WAIT A MINUTE

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

i cant play horror games man fuck what if i turn the corner and see a thing or something

blocking people isnt enough i want to microwave them

OH WHAT A GOOD SCUTTLE

dear coworker, i hope this emails sucks you silly

your fucking what

MY SLUTS

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

time to online shop

sure hope my bank account won’t get charged like last time

by talos this can’t be happening