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[scrolling through old posts on my blog] I would not fucking say that

anyways id love to watch more shows but its extremely dangerous. what if i end up liking a character. that could be fatal

posting is a stress response

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

everybody in management in this place is lucky i sealed my spiritual energy and took a vow of pacifism btw

its funny to me when a cartoon or something has a vague Evil Organization because a lot of fans will instantly decide that there's a whole workplace comedy happening there. those guys can't just be vaguely standing around acting evil all day they've gotta have like an evil break room or something

shoutout to jonny sims for actually showing the evil organization workplace drama

How come every message scrawled in blood on a wall is sans serif

[citation not needed. no prablem]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury