Mister Floating Idiot

today was the supposed to be a time loop but i did every thing right first try so they're letting me out and not bothering with the loop stuff 🤷‍♂️

you're just fucking the fucking guy for fucking

im so glad i have caring friends but "did you make it home safe" when i biked for under 10 minutes in the middle of the afternoon after one (1) light beer is hilarious. now im the same level of overprotective over them to be fair! so im gonna let it slide bc i pull the same exact shit

idk his name but i need to see argentina's #24 miserable. not for the normal reasons of wanting to see a man miserable but bc he plays soccer like an asshole and his blackout half sleeve is dumb and he got so much camera time bodyslamming the shit out of spanish players

we need more american fictional characters that go to mid level in-state public colleges. Send her to Texas A&M or perhaps the University of Connecticut.

"you are loved" as a phrase is so 2020s social isolation under capitalism self care "loneliness epidemic". Not saying "I love you" or even "somebody loves you" no acknowledgement that someone is doing the loving. Just love from the void, vaguely. Do not think about where it's coming from, do not think about if it's there, "I am loved" is something you can tell yourself regardless of circumstance to self-soothe like an animal licking its wounds in a corner, not actually reaching out, fully passive.