Face Punch, dir. Chris Weitz (2009)

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a twilight blog

-according to my sleep deprived brain.

Bella still cuts her finger.

She still gets dizzy at the sight of blood and feels faint.

Jasper passes the fuck out bc of the overwhelming feeling of Bella's dizziness and everyone's sudden discomfort.

Bella does NOT get thrown into a damn table (Edward you fuck).

Everyone but Carlisle and Rosalie excuse themselves. Emmett has to drag Jasper out by one of his legs.

Rosalie sighs and rolls her eyes at everyone's dramatics and uses a tissue to compress the bleeding.

Carlisle leaves the room for a second and comes back with a first aid kit they have specifically for Bella. There are even Hello Kitty band aids in there because she mentioned like HK when she was little to Esme and Emmett. Emmett thinks it's hilarious.

Carlisle quickly wraps her finger in two bandaids just in case.

Bella asks Rosalie how she can stand the smell of blood.

Rosalie: I've never drank blood before. Not one drop. I guess it's like when humans smell something they've never tasted before. Yeah it can be intriguing but you don't feel overwhelmed to have it. At this point I'd probably hate it.

Carlisle checks on how everyone (Jasper) is doing while Rosalie and Bella get a chance to talk. They don't talk about big things but just enough for them both to feel more comfortable with each other.

Bella thanks her for sticking around. Rosalie thinks it's funny how she wants to be a vampire so bad but gets sick at the sight of blood.

There is now and will forever be a huge joke about Jasper fainting over Bella.

*in the baseball field*

laurent: i am laurent. and this is victoria, and james.

james: Hi Sisters!

james: *smells bella*

james: you’ve brought a Sister Snack

*in phoenix*

bella: hey, mom, i’m glad you got my message. what’re you doing home?

renée: bella!? bella!? bella, where are you!? bella!?

bella: calm down, everything’s fine. i’ll explain everything later—mom, are you there?

james: forks high school doesn’t protect its Sister Students’ privacy very well. it was easy The House for victoria to find your previous address. it’s a nice house you have here. Love That! i was prepared to wait for you, but then Mom came home after she received a very worried call from your dad, and it all worked out The House.

bella: don’t touch her! don’t—

james: you can still Sister Save her. but you’re going to have to get away from your Sister Squad. can you handle that?

bella: where should i meet you?

james: how about your old ballet studio? and i’ll know if you bring anyone along. poor mommy will pay the price for that Sister Slip-Up

*in the ballet studio*

bella: she’s not even here

james: no. Sister Sorry. you know, you really made it easy The House

james: you’re alone, because you’re faster than the others. but not Sister Stronger!

james: *bites bella*

james: Sister Scrumptious!

edward: *rips james’ throat out*

james: *gargling* Uh Oh Sisters!

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#9 Esme Cullen

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