The Andrew Show

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

some bouncing off the walls bullshit happening here

this one is very important to me

having sex with iTunes

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

Oh My God Damn

why so silent good messieurs

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

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