Yeah.

Yes

do you think bugs know that they're kafkaesque?

Ok <walks away in a direction you cant see or imagine>

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

bye grandpa

Unrestrained summer fun

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

me when im an italian bully: just like taking spaghetti from a baby