reblog cemetary

based off this

I saw these obi knots and couldn’t resist

Based on this post

Hero of the Overworld

Cornered by Wither Skeletons in a botched Fortress Run, Steve built and emergency portal to escape, and Glen followed them.

Just finished watching chapter 5.3

MY GOD THAT WAS FUCKING NIGHTMARE FUEL

I GENUINELY GOT SO SHOCKED I WAS NO T EXPECTING THAT IT GAVE ME LIKE ANALOG HORROR TYPE OF STUFF…

And dont even get me STARTED with the fight with door and boy UGH I GOT SO SAD 💔💔💔

he just wants him to be safe and him calling himself soft AND THE VOICE BRO THE WOMANS VOICE OH MY GOD IM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIIIIDDGGEEEE

PLEASE I NEED CHAPTER 6 NOW SO BAD OH MY GOD IM ONMY KNEES MRS ALFABUSA PLEASE OH MY GOD

One. More. Day.

OF FINALS AND IM DONE!!

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

after losing control of the signal fire there’s a FUCKING TIMESKIP and when the next chapter starts everyone’s hair is several inches longer and their clothes have rotted to shreds and they’re still just kind of chilling!!!!

IT TAKES THE TERRIBLE IMPERIALISM MIND-POISONED EXCESSIVELY BRITISH BOYS IN THE ACTUAL BOOK SEVERAL MONTHS TO COMMIT A SINGLE ACT OF INTENTIONAL VIOLENCE, EVEN THE ONE (1) CHILD WRITTEN AS AN ACTUAL SOCIOPATH

AND then when they DO turn on each other it is because

THERE’S AN UNSPECIFIED WORLD WAR HAPPENING

AND A PILOT’S CORPSE CRASH LANDS ON THE ISLAND POST-DOGFIGHT AND THE CHILDREN MISTAKE THE PARACHUTE FOR A MONSTER AND SPIRAL INTO PARANOIA

BECAUSE CHILDREN INHERIT THE LEGACY AND TRAUMA OF VIOLENCE FROM THE ADULTS WAGING WAR AROUND THEM

HURR DURR IN THE REAL WORLD IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LIKE IN LORD OF THE FLIES -

yes. yes he did. i’m also gonna direct you to the real life ‘lord of the flies’ which occured in the 1960s, when six tongan schoolboys got stranded on a desert island for over a year before being rescued by an australian fisherman (who, it should be noted, later took on all six as crewmembers because the reason they were out in the first place was because they wanted to see the world, and named his ship the Ata after the island they were stranded on). nobody died. the only injuries that occurred were accidental, and when one of the boys broke his leg falling down a cliff, the others braced it and looked after him so well that it healed perfectly. if they argued, then they would literally go to opposite sides of the island until they’d cooled off. after leaving the island, they remained friends for the rest of their lives. here’s a photo of them as adults, with their rescuer (who is third from the left) and other members of his crew.