the void hole

I can't wait for trump to die so I can post "our age of bronzer is collapsing"

Also for other reasons

many will attempt to "end" the hug after only five to ten seconds of holding you. crucially, this is where the claws come into play

"its still racist even if you act like youre joking"- something a shockingly few amount of people understand

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE GRAAAAAAAAAAA

The beginning of Skyrim where you get hauled off and instantly sentenced to death just because you and some other guys happened to be in the same place is pretty much how riot charges work in real life

Dragons should stop cops from doing their jobs more often

we need to romanticize lying on the floor and not doing anything

op is actually napstablook from hit indie game Undertale (1915)

I MEANT 2015

playing undertale in the trenches with the lads before the Big Push

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

unethical petplay where i roleplay an exotic pet that is technically legal to own, but keeping in a domestic situation leads to dramatically lowered quality of life due to my needs as a wild animal

people keep saying punk is not dead but i really just don't think that that's true

punk is objectively dead because punk is about kicking dogs and dogs went extinct because they all died from being kicked all the time. i don't understand why everyone acts like this is not the case

you could remove the Simpsons from this and it wouldn't even change anything

I think its pretty fucked up she's recording calls to a rape helpline tbh