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there's always a bit in nature documentaries where they start talking about reproduction and the voiceover suddenly becomes absurdly misogynistic as you suddenly understand just how attached every human involved with this project is to the word "female" and all of its implications

kholran

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

beggars-opera

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

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gauntletqueen

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

gauntletqueen

Does this look like the face of a child who is having a good time?

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Alice at that party

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the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

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“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event

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Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

calamaricarlo

I love this website so much

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beeimu5

Stoned af and made the best tweet of my life.

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200 years ago today, thomas jefferson shat himself so hard it killed him. rip lol

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Tony zaret adjusted to this place too quickly

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ralsei galsei baby lets go

punkitt-is-here

never fucking doubt me again

tonsimonsi

Need some fables AESOP

9ieme

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

teaboot

Carry on my wayward son

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