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Frank: Where did you get that?

Percy: My pocket.

Frank: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Silena: You mean fight or flight?

Drew, covering her ears: Stop it!

Drew: If I wanted to hear wailing like that I'd answer Valentina's phone calls. Piper, you are not taking me seriously.

Piper: How could I take you seriously when all you do is listen to pop music and dance around?

Piper: It's like you're actively trying to sabotage me.

Drew: Oh! Oh, my gosh. You did not just say that. Piper, this partnership is not going to work. I'm out.

𝟒𝐊𝐎𝐓𝐀 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒

Zeldris: We're having a baby.

Percival: Oh, cangradu-

Gelda, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻

Tristan: How was your day, Chion?

Chion: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.

Tristan: Oh? And what does that mean?

Chion: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.

𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻

Gawain: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻

Nasiens: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.

𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻𖥻

Percival: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

Clovis, brushing his teeth: Wood morning.

Will: When did you get here?

Clovis: I spent the night.

Will: But i remember you saying you were going back to your cabin last night.

Clovis: Yeah, but then on my way out I tripped and fell down the stairs.

Will: Oh my Zeus, were you hurt?