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Nico: Hello, McDonald's, i would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.

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Nico: I hate you.
Will: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
Meg: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?
Lester: ICARUS?
Nico: Will just insisted Austin, Kayla and I remember a code word in case we're ever confronted by his clone or a cyborg doppelgΓ€nger and we're not sure which is the real him and which is the imposter.
Nico: Some friend groups have a fire escape plan, but not us.
Nico: The path to inner peace begins with four words... not my fucking problem.

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Percy: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*
Frank: Where did you get that?
Percy: My pocket.
Frank: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Percy: Skills.
Clarisse: They were annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.
Silena: You mean fight or flight?
Clarisse: No, I mean fight or fight, I'm not a bird, Silena.
Nico: I wrote a 14 page research paper about the psychological effects of longing for someone and not acting on it.
Piper: *wailing*
Drew, covering her ears: Stop it!
Drew: If I wanted to hear wailing like that I'd answer Valentina's phone calls. Piper, you are not taking me seriously.
Piper: How could I take you seriously when all you do is listen to pop music and dance around?
Piper: It's like you're actively trying to sabotage me.
Drew: Oh! Oh, my gosh. You did not just say that. Piper, this partnership is not going to work. I'm out.
Drew: Have fun freaking out in your panic room. By your self. With your bags.
imagine being hundrends of years old and beefing with a kid who can barely remember what he had for breakfast.

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Zeldris: We're having a baby.
Percival: Oh, cangradu-
Gelda, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.
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Tristan: How was your day, Chion?
Chion: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.
Tristan: Oh? And what does that mean?
Chion: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.
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Gawain: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.
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Nasiens: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.
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Percival: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.
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Malcolm: *Dials Connor's number*
*Connors voicemail audio* See i'm not here right now leave a message after the beat *begins beat boxing*
what if i told you this man is 19?
[Apollo Cabin]
Clovis, brushing his teeth: Wood morning.
Will: When did you get here?
Clovis: I spent the night.
Will: But i remember you saying you were going back to your cabin last night.
Clovis: Yeah, but then on my way out I tripped and fell down the stairs.
Will: Oh my Zeus, were you hurt?
Clovis: Nah, I just didn't feel like getting up so I slept on the floor
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Nico: The younger campers are gonna win because they want too, not me. I believe in losing it builds character
Clovis: I'm clovis head counselor of hypnos cabin. I like to say i teach history but i live in the present.