imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite
me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk
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imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite
me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk
you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results

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People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness
"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally
This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it
Ancient and BRILLIANT, I think you mean.
i’ll fucking get you

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Disney really didn't need to give Dana more reasons to hate them but by god they gave her some anyway
tom hiddleston crisp embarssment
BRUTAL assessment from the press
TRASH CAN SPRITE FROM POKÉMON STADIUM
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just made the best non-looping gif i think
i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!
Everybody looking at this post
yeah okay ill reblog that
Official ominous sign
if anyone was wondering, this image was taken at the corner of W 42nd St and 6th Av (Avenue of the Americas) in New York City, facing east, in front of the Salesforce Tower. I'm not sure if the sign was ever there, or when, or for how long. I definitely didn't spend two hours in google maps finding this.
emperors new groove parody where qin shi huang has been turned into an alligator and he ends up on a field trip with local sheriff liu bang. Send tweet.
My hand slipped
For the people who missed my previous post: this is the rare and incredibly endangered chinese alligator. they literally look Like That.

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every time I see someone saying something deeply repugnantly classist and disgusting about people from rural areas I’m like