A+ idiocy

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

"alas" is a truly S tier english word. fantastic mouthfeel, makes me sound like a world-weary wizard, looks cool when written out. good job to whoever created this word.

I love being an adult who always puts my hand out to shake when I meet a kid! every single time their face is like "no one does The Adult Greeting Ritual with me, is this a sign of respect or is this man simply unhinged" and then of course as we talk they realise it's both

sherlock holmes

welt so am arsch dass ich seit 4h alte coldmirror videos gucken muss um irgendwie meinen kompletten zusammenbruch zu verhindern

at the art museum working myself into a rage when i feel a work is concerned with the carnal and not the sublime

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

the way the dinosaurs were here for like 180 million years and we're just like ughhh rip to the monsters. now onto the main story of planet earth humanity. btw we're 3 seconds old