I stupidly signed my lease in February and now I’m scared to ever move in the dead of winter lol
meh it’s fine just pay movers (which is imo required every time you move if you don’t want to go insane)

shark vs the universe
dirt enthusiast
YOU ARE THE REASON

roma★

blake kathryn
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
we're not kids anymore.
Stranger Things
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Three Goblin Art

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Cosmic Funnies
Jules of Nature

Product Placement

oozey mess
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
$LAYYYTER
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I stupidly signed my lease in February and now I’m scared to ever move in the dead of winter lol
meh it’s fine just pay movers (which is imo required every time you move if you don’t want to go insane)

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your one friend who’s too bleachers
Bittern at the grocery store
A very elegant crime.
(edit: my partner just pointed out that maybe the bittern is going to pay, and that's a good point)
Don't worry, his disguise was flawless and he got away with his snack :)
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

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you jerk off in 4/4 time. I jerk off in 7/9. WE ARE NOT THE SAME!!!
"Forte! Forte!" my conductor (my girlfriend) yells, waving her conductor stick in the air. I expertly tug my penis to the complex rhythm. You could never understand.
As she throws her hands in the air, I orgasm, perfectly in time. From my penis erupts a perfect G flat. She wanted sharp. She hits me in the face with the stick thing and breaks my nose.
the dreadful look of disappointment on her face, steeped in sadistic rage, was however simply too sexually exhilarating, and in that moment I ejaculate a second time.
G sharp.
HAIII. mutual very politely asked for tips on how 2 draw hairy bitches (read: body hair) n who am i to refuse if it means less bald pussy in the world...
it's been a long time since i did a 'tutorial' of any kind [and i wouldn't consider myself overly qualified, so you know, do ur own research] but i had a lot of fun making this <3 probably a million inaccuracies but we ball!!!
[feel free to repost elsewhere with credit !!!]
tried to make an example sheet of recent work and it's just all mista LMFAO sorryyyy

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PSA gays: if you're wearing a mesh/lace shirt to a pride fest, sunscreen your whole chest/back before putting it on. I can't live to see another diva fall prey to sunburns with bizarrely specific patterns.
comic I made for lesbian day
not to be tmi but i was so relieved as a teen when i figured out that my masturbatory fantasies and my actual sex life had literally nothing to do with each other, nor did they need to
i was terrified i was going to end up getting hurt but it turns out when you’re having actual sex with an actual person the things that do it for you can be completely different
i have had plenty of great sex that i’m still not going to fantasize about because when it’s just me thinking about it and not an actual person doing it, it’s not hot anymore
there are plenty of things that in real life are actually just uncomfortable and not arousing at all and i will never do them, but even if i’ve tried it and decided it’s not for me it’s still gonna show up in fantasies because it’s still hot to think about
i mean it sounds stupid and obvious but i spent years either trying to stop myself from finding things hot (spoiler it don’t work), or else letting people convince me that fantasies were talking the talk and obligated me to try walking the walk
i get why this is going around again with a lot of people agreeing that fantasy is not reality and you can fantasize about whatever you want regardless of what puritans say etc etc etc. but tbh that was not the thing that was a revelation to me when it happened. it was the ‘actual sex is different’ part. not as in ‘it’s okay to have fucked-up fantasies’ but more like
if, while watching porn or reading smut, someone’s gotta get slapped in the face at least once for you to finish. if you can only get off to weird airtight tentacle stuff. if no one’s crying you’re not going to get there. if there’s not a torture chamber in the thumbnail you’re not clicking. that literally means nothing in terms of what you want out of actual sex. i don’t mean morally or criminally or whatever. i just mean on a practical level, in terms of arousal and ability to orgasm.
that was the part that took figuring out. before i actually had experience, that was not intuitive to me at all. even now, if i tried to watch porn where a loving couple made out on the couch while nonviolently fingering each other i would dry up like the fucking sahara. i’m not going anywhere with that. that’s nothing. as a Youth this caused me a lot of concern. but it turns out that in real life, with another person there, that shit’s fun!! it’s great!!! trying to stop myself from finding things hot was never about puritanism, it was about the fear that it was going to be impossible for me to get off with a partner unless i made enough money for elaborate costumes, some kind of sex contraption, and an on-site medic.
watching someone else ride a rollercoaster does not actually tell you anything about what it feels like to ride a rollercoaster. watching sports and playing sports are two very different activities. that’s the thing that felt like it should have been obvious, but wasn’t.
A very interesting and insightful post
Living with my boyfriend is making it super fucking hard for my ed to come back. Which, is the positive of the situation. I dont what her to win again. And my love just filled the whole fucking pantry with foods I love, in the midst of me writing a speech on anorexia. Its like he knows shes calling me back. I do not believe she will win this time
UPD8: we are engaged, we have 2 cats, and I am *mostly* recovered from my ED
It actually does get better go touch grass
we NEED to make poly shipping more popular. instead of ousting that woman from a canon relationship with one of them for your man/man ship to work, consider keeping her there for 10x the laughter and drama. also, improves viewing experience and increases interest from bisexuals like myself

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did you sleep well tonight? (I love you) we should do this one day (I love you) did you eat? (I love you) I brought you this because it's your favorite (I love you) have you taken your vitamins? (I love you) I made this for you (I love you) did you get home safe? (I love you) I made you some tea (I love you) how's the project that you're working on? (I love you) don't forget your umbrella (I love you) take my scarf (I love you) I'll wait with you (I love you) I'll wait for you (I love you) (I love you) (I love you)
reblog to hit JKR with the down with cis bus