I have no clue what my life is

Lab rat pet play. Subjecting you to stimuli for my experiment. Or not. Depends on whether you're in the control group. I can't tell you.

Aquarist pet play. I'll be the plecostomus and you can be the algae covered resin shipwreck.

6 prime ministers in 7 years is a sign of a healthy, functioning democracy, right

at this point a pretty solid argument for why Scotland should have another independence referendum is just "name the prime ministers since the last one in order without googling"

@funnier-as-a-system

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Mixing and mastering engineers in the chat. I need to sell my Neve master bus transformer due to cool unforeseen circumstances! Dm if ur interested for real.

the problem with you is that i cannot be certain whether or not this is another bit

Fair enough but this one isn't a bit, I got this music equipment to sell!

If there's one thing you can learn following puki it's that he's using this account for two things reliably: shit posting and as an alternative to Facebook marketplace.

damn straight, please inquire

your life is not an optimization problem

as in you'll never achieve the perfect daily routine, sleep schedule, coping mechanisms, mannerisms, fashion sense etc. even after years and years of healing and improvement and self-discovery. you will never be so good at life that you manage to utilize every waking moment. its great to be productive and all but sometimes you'll suck ass. sometimes you'll take eight hours to be done with a twenty minute job. you'll prioritize the wrong thing. you'll sleep for 12 hrs just to avoid being awake. you'll relapse. and you'll relapse again. you'll forget to turn in the assignment. you'll order too little food. life is far too large and complex for you to even experience it completely, much less try to make sense of and control it. you can't. please give up on that and be at peace with the hours you lose. they are not separate from your life.

As much as I like TransTape I do have to say their guides are trash. Why did a completely different website have to be the one to tell me what "tearing the tape" means and also inform me of how much easier it is to put it on laying down flat on your back???

Mostly tho I can credit TransTape with helping me realize that I actually do want top surgery. Even when I put it on wrong, the second it's on I don't want to take it off.

TransTape applied. Will to live restored <3

Very bold of us all to assume Gandalf has a gender and adheres to the modern gender binary

pippin at 3am: pretty fucked up that we assume gandalf is a man. they’re a maia. merry? wake up merry. listen. they’re sexless.

gandalf at 3am: I identify as Tired, peregrin took

adding onto this by saying this includes nonbinary rep too. the whole umbrella. there’s really not much of that either.

it's chew on her fin chewsday

The feared sting-ray

SNUG RAY

@elecktrum

@officialreigenfacts reigen, how do you do it?

Ah… that’s not quite what I meant.  To specify- how are you so ugly?

so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!

FREE BOOKS?!?