Jake

Okay so imagine, if you will, at some point someone explains Twitter to Steve Rogers.

And he makes an account and it gets immediately verified because yk he's Captain America

So at some point some kid comments on his post "You might be verified on Twitter but are you verified in the eyes of god" and Steve immediately understands it's a joke because Pete has been teaching him vines

So he replies with a picture of him grinning in the camera while holding Thor's hammer like the smug bastard he is.

This picture proceeds to utterly break tumblr (and all other social meadia) because what dear old Steve forgot when taking the picture was, that his current outfit consisted of gray sweat pants and a crop top that reads "but daddy I love him" in pink glitter font

In the background you can see Bucky with a shit eating grin, because he did infact not forgot what Steve was wearing and he knows what's about to happen.

Me: Omg Zeus calm the fuck down would you!

Outside: *even louder thunder now with lightning, rain intensivies *

Me: For fucks sake -_-

So far I have listened to the Magnus Archives, Camp here and there and I listen to welcome to Nightvale, Malevolent and the Magnus Protocol whenever new episodes are releasted but I need something new to brige the gap between episodes.

The archivist???? Jon, love, what have they done to you???

Also I love Helen so much istg ;^;