Garbage n' Shitposts

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy …

What the hell

this post is like being handed demonic visions of what hyper latex porn looks like in the cars universe

ten years ago I was walking through my high school in a wet swimsuit to get my dive coach when I witnessed a girl getting in trouble because she had a custom LED belt buckle that scrolled the message “BOY GIMME THAT JOHNSON” and I loved it so much that I couldn’t even go back to practice, I just went home and went to sleep

are you a male ski jumper alleged to be pursuing marginal gains that could yield up to a 5-8 metre increase in flight distance or are you just pleased to see me

one of my ears randomly turns red and feels like it's burning so i look it up and the internet says "you have red ear syndrome" and i say ok great so what does it mean, and the internet says "it means your ear turns red" and i ask why does that happen and the internet says "it's the syndrome!!!"

every time my ear turns red and hot (once a day now) i gasp loudly and go "THE SYNDROOOOME" and my spouse yells "THE SYNDROOOOME!!!" and we do this because it's fucking stupid

goth women. you agree. regoth

it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component

how the hell do people draw