you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Woman so busy she can't respond texts from phone she looks at 12 hours a day

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

Listening to depresso music feeling sorry for yourself when suddenly some unserious shit hits the shuffle does things to the psyche ssris can only dream of

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

youre seriously acting like white dracula right now

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.