you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

i’m on onion rings right now

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

hello everyone it is me the real Talor Swift i want to come out as gay and lesbians really badly but i need just a little more money so that i can pay my PR guys to allow me to express my 🏳️‍🌈. please send $500 to my venmo so i an finally make pride music. 0/$700

*some kind of generic skinny white guy with curly hair walks past us on the sidewalk* dude.. was that bop dylan

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now