WE CHANGE TOGETHER

we've got multiple appointments this month to get to and electric is like £25 a week and we still need to like... eat. and survive. and I just don't know how without help 🫠

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard