WE CHANGE TOGETHER

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

I want you guys to all start making a bigger stink about Tumblr's Age Verification Horseshit.

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats