You Opiate This Hazy Head Of Mine

This doesn’t just strike a chord with me, it’s the whole gosh darn song.

“for me, please, two hamburgers….”

Ya’ll doing amazing sweeties.

how the turn tables

why would they need to do that? Does it cause them distress or something to be away from their families???? i don’t get it

If they didn’t want to be separated from their families they shouldn’t have joined ICE

these pictures are so loose and lacking in detail that it’s making my brain force images onto them that aren’t actually there

is that wrinkly kong

Nasa spots mysterious heart-shaped craters on the surface of Mars. “From Mars with love"

This is what it feels like to be in training at a new job

Please remember that nearly all of the kids dialogue was unscripted.

It’s been like three thousand years and they still haven’t figured it out.

the gender neutral term for landlord or landlady is parasite

just found out my dads gf soaks raisins in water before eating them & ive never been more disgusted that i let someone in my house

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

You’re all fucked up

my only goal in life is to not end up in a marriage like this

why the fuck do adult men behave this way

This is depressing