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i feel like something inside me has gone moldy

maybe I like talking about the weather okay…… it’s not awkward to me. we’ve both been outside today and the sun and clouds were there too, let’s discuss.

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls