nuisance alligator

I don't get how people just tune out seeing pigeons if I see a pigeon downtown I'm staring right at that thang until it flies away i love you little man I love you. The Animal!

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

“you can’t hate ICE agents for wanting a fat paycheck” ah yes. people who are willing to disregard all morals for cash. congratulations you played right into their hands you uneducated piece of shit

you couldn’t pay me an amount even feasible to do this evil shit. you are lower than dirt

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

i believe i can do everything in this life except feign interest and suck up to people