Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

This is the land we’ve become.  In Bagel We Trust. lol

I’m ashamed.  Got amazing news less than 30 seconds after I hit “reblog.”

Hmmm…

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it

Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.

Reblog to give Elon musk your chronic bone pain!

this has always driven me crazy. people bringing up "slavery free" alternatives when you point out slavery in corporate supply chains. THERE SHOULDN'T BE SLAVE LABOR INVOLVED IN EVERY FUCKING MAJOR BRAND IN THE FIRST PLACE

Maybe you weren’t a terrible person maybe you were just fifteen

so what's it going to take for mainstream feminism to grow some fucking teeth?

when w. h. auden said “evil is unspectacular and always human” and ursula k. leguin said “this is the great treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain”

when toni morrison said “i just think goodness is more interesting. evil is constant. you can think of different ways to murder people, but you can do that at age five. but you have to be an adult to consciously, deliberately be good – and that’s complicated.”

when simone weil said “imaginary evil is romantic and varied; real evil is gloomy, monotonous, barren, boring. imaginary good is boring; real good is always new, marvelous, intoxicating.”

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

I have epilepsy so making sure the word is out on how to help people who do have seizures means a lot to me.

gender prof saying “you need dykes. and you need urban planning” …so real

#god on the 6th day

hey white people listen to this video.

idk what european needs to hear this but when ppl say "western culture" or "western society" they are talking abt u!! "the west" is not synonymous with north america!! it means imperialist powers!! yes they are talking about your german ass! all u white pip pip cheerio hon hon baguette mfs are not excluded from western society 😭 they are talking about you too

the thing is that when well-meaning cis people ask "what are your preferred pronouns" they never offer their own pronouns in exchange, and they don't ask anyone who isn't visibly gender nonconforming. Instead of "normalizing" sharing pronouns, what this actually does is train cis people to 1) look for and 2) single out trans people in public in order to perform allyship in a way that is mostly self gratifying. and then they'll still misgender you

i didn't find aoc's dress as Powerful a message as some other people did and it was actually a little embarrassing for me personally but it really is wild that people got legitimately furious at her for wearing it because they googled "how much do met gala tickets cost" and truly believed she paid that when she absolutely did Not aksjdkdjd like listen there is something to be said for celebrity in politics and the cult of personality (and also already famous people getting things for free) blah blah panem et circenses, sparkly lights court jester diversion blah… but the thing about aoc being an elected public official is that we literally know exactly what her annual salary is and all of her assets because her full financial disclosure is a matter of public record and yes i got a little miffed at people a while back for claiming millionaires are not the enemy and only billionaires are the enemy because lol i'm not going to seek out class solidarity with a multimillionaire pop star simply based on the fact that we are both Not Jeff Bezos, but the thing is aoc is not even close to a millionaire and if you really think a good use of your time and energy is trying to guillotine everyone who makes more than 100k a year in salary for a job uh. hm. good luck with that.

Positivity blogs HATE her! Area woman is ALREADY VALID