Ike is gay

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drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

happy first day of pride everyone

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I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

you would think that after seeing a couple thousand dicks or so it would get boring

two men will watch a movie together and instead of having sex afterwards they record a podcast about it

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

I need to know what all my mutuals dicks look like

tell your bulge i said hi