hey there cool banana

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

I get that I'm biased because I do play gacha games but I'm constantly seeing posts like "it sucks when you find art with your favorite kink but they're from a gacha game" I would simply go forth and jerk off regardless

if the knowledge that the characters are from a gacha keeps you from cranking it then that's a skill issue on your part

oh i go ahead and crank it, I just still get sad because I prefer characters I know and I refuse to get into gatcha game characters.

Beating my meat melancholy-style to the Texas/Lappland petplay doujin because I don't agree with their business practices

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

Peace and love on planet eart

“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen