hey there cool banana

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

I get that I'm biased because I do play gacha games but I'm constantly seeing posts like "it sucks when you find art with your favorite kink but they're from a gacha game" I would simply go forth and jerk off regardless

if the knowledge that the characters are from a gacha keeps you from cranking it then that's a skill issue on your part

oh i go ahead and crank it, I just still get sad because I prefer characters I know and I refuse to get into gatcha game characters.

Beating my meat melancholy-style to the Texas/Lappland petplay doujin because I don't agree with their business practices

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

Peace and love on planet eart

“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

Smash Or Pass should never be about attraction, that's what Hear Me Out is for. A Smash on Mickey Mouse is understandable, even respectable. A Hear Me Out on Mickey Mouse however, that requires a lab dissection