burnout personified

olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat

points deduction. that last baby was a calvinist

oh my god people yes i know calvinism is a type of christianity the joke is that it doesn't take skill to hit a baby who's predestined to get hit come on

*Picking at my wound* does anyone else's wound hurt for no reason or

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

ohhhhj the mischevious smiler....

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

bad thoughts at night/poster’s delight… but those posts by the morning/scrollers take warning

no one loves middle aged women more than lesbians and the thing is we’re so right

can’t spell erotic without rot #myrot