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when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

hello pervert with excellent music taste

Do you fuck with the machines of madness. Yes or no

logging onto woundblr and seeing all the pain on my gashboard

you just can't get away with compressing dogs into conveniently sized pellets these days

is mustard gravy still okay?

this is all we have left