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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

*dial up sound*

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

boots with the curse

Also because my exact address in Queertown is usually nobody's business.

I will now be referring to coffee as ‘doo doo juice’

i hate hate hate that the “NINEteenth century” is talking about the EIGHTEEN hundreds. i know why this happens mathematically and stuff. but isn’t it just so fucked up? doesn’t it feel so wrong? dont you have to fight with your brain to reconcile the difference? is this not a sign of humanity’s eternal despair?

do you know that i think of this post every time i can’t sleep op. what mythbusters did for you, you have done for a great many others. 

One instructor in nursing school, fifty years ago: “If you can’t sleep, rest. If you can’t rest, at least lie down and pretend.”

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Mount Grefell National Park in Australia

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean but right off the shore of Malaysian Borneo I could swim to hang out with the orangutans and millipede-mimicking-millipede-eating centipedes

seven clicks to not get ocean and it put me in siberia so i'm gonna freeze in like twenty minutes. i have the body shape and temperature tolerance of a desert rain frog

Mauritania

today i overheard a girl say "no, f*ck that. i will be lovely to everyone. maybe some people will remember they have a heart."

“Pan-Asian does not mean pansexual Asian” -14 year old kid in class today, explaining to his friend why he is in the Pan-Asian club

It was even funnier tuning in halfway to this conversation because the first part I heard was the friend asking if the kid was pretending to be gay in order to put the Pan-Asian club on his resume

I M LEVITATING IS THAT NOT WHAT BIPOC EANS

buddy.....

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

Literally why my account just hit 1.00